Tora doesn’t understand baths

“Hey Mom!”
“Hi Tora…”

“Whatcha doin?”

“Taking a bath, Tora.”

“Why on earth would you want to do that!?”
“Well I have to get clean, darling.”

“Uh oh, I don’t have to take a bath…. do I?”
“No Tora, you bathe yourself!”
“Okay. Phew!”

Haha yes I DO pretend that my cat and I have legitimate conversations. It’s a problem.